bangafewgongs:

ashthebadass:

bangafewgongs:

ashthebadass:

I’m desperate man.  Turn around and go back to sleep, I’ll be done soon.

Maybe I want to be awake for some of it? I have a penis too you know! God… it’s like it doesn’t even exist sometimes with you, man. 

So what if I sometimes tuck your dick between your legs and pretend you’re a chick?  I thought you liked it too, isn’t that why you have long silky hair? 

You have to buy me dinner first for me to tuck my dick and be happy about it. I have a mullet, because I love to party… which makes perfect sense.

lucifer-:

Calm yourself. There’s enough of Ash to go around.

bangafewgongs:

ashthebadass:

I’m desperate man.  Turn around and go back to sleep, I’ll be done soon.

Maybe I want to be awake for some of it? I have a penis too you know! God… it’s like it doesn’t even exist sometimes with you, man. 

I was chased out of town by a gang of old women wearing rollers and sportin’ mustaches thicker than i’ll ever be able to grow… I then got lost and drunk several times. Earth is weird.

lucifer-:

ashthebadass:

Not cool, man.

PUNK’D!!

Thank god i’m bendy or that itch would never have went away.

Not cool, man.